Chonkiest Fat Cat Memes of the Week for People Who Love a Squishy Tummy

Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor

Dec 16, 2022 6:00 PM EST

There are a few things that are always consistent with cats:

They're going to pretend they don't care about you (but they do, secretly)
They always have ridiculous names like Mr. Bigglesworth or Potatochip
They are cutest and most irresistible when they are enormously fat

Your little Miss Pumpkinpatch, the rescued orange tabby, is a perfect example. Look down at your ankles right now… Is your cat laying on your feet or sitting at your ankles? If so, measure the width of the cat, the diameter per say, of the girthiest section of your cat. Is it greater than 20 inches? If so, you got yourself a fatty. This is especially true with orange cats of course, but each fat cat is its own embodiment of Garfield. They're chonky. They're sassy. And they love to eat. Give those bb's what they want and deserve-- More wet food! Do your best though to avoid lasagna, I hear it's actually deadly.

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